* 1998 Spring stats incomplete “Oh Danny Boy, Irish Eyes are smiling.” To be more precise, Northern Irish eyes are smiling, for the Tribal defensive stalwart has openly professed his connection to the IRA movement. Hiding behind his calm demeanour and weak jokes is a keen desire to “go postal” on any opponent (or Englishman, for that matter). Team officials refuse to disclose his real reason for not accompanying the squad to the Olympics at Logan Lake last season, stating instead that he was “a little sissy boy”. However, people in the know suspect IRA dealings. Can Danny-Boy overcome these trials to have another solid season? Will he turn back Father Time once again? Will he ever stop wearing those damn g-strings to games? Buy your season tickets and stay tuned.
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