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| 20. Aly Bardai |
Four points per game and he barely makes the list. Something’s not right in the world. |
| 19. Darren Yates | Couldn’t stop a beachball. |
| 18. Simon “Murph” Murphy |
Guiness drinking man-whore who was the teams’ best “ice-runner”. A spark plug. Should be higher but didn’t play enough. Will always be welcome in the red and black. |
| 17. Eric Jensen | Good at hockey. Even better at yelling. |
| 16. Sean Barron |
A Tribe original. The only player ever cut from team. Literally skated on two planks of wood. Still outscored Benvenuto in his only season. |
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| 15. Philly Cheesesteak Johnson |
Bleached blonde who could skate like the wind and occasionally remember to take the puck with him. Currently in prison. |
| 14. Steve Ragubarsingh |
Silky smooth d-man who did nothing controversial, so let’s just move on. |
| 13. Ron Cassan |
Apparently, Ron enjoys a nice glass of beer every now and then. |
| 12. Stone Cold Mike Lawrie |
Steve Austin lookalike is the only player to play in goal, on defense and up front for the Tribe. |
| 11. John Lota | Currently playing for rivals Noram (good career move, dork), Lota rivals Murphy and Dotto as best ice runner. |
| 11 (tie). Critter Stefani | Tony Tanti clone picked volleyball. But he still gets us free food at Boston Pizza. |
| 10. Kevin Taylor |
Flashiest player ever to don a Tribe jersey. Never a regular but always available to make “that move” and piss off opponents, Kev (that dancin’ fool) would be higher if not for one thing......... |
| 9. Kevin Taylor’s Ego | Bigger than the engine in Rich’s IROC. |
| 8. Nathan Nolan | Currently Britain’s hottest stage actor, Nate Dogg played two seasons in Tribal red, bringing his father, Ted Nolan, along as interim head coach. Catch Nate’s latest hit show, “Ladymen of Tupperary” this fall (Wednesdays on BBC 4). |
| 7. “Irish” Stu Jones | Only played one spring league, but nonetheless carved himself out as a legend of Tribal lore. Sadly, his plane went down in the Bermuda Triangle three years ago. |
| 6. “Crazy” Dave McCloskey | One of Tribe’s favorite sons, Dave made up for his inability to score or skate with his penchant for parties. Only player to remove his shirt in the penalty box and wave it to the ref in an “I surrender” motion. Assisted on Tribe’s 1st ever goal. |
| 5. Craig Halford |
Tribe’s original goaltender and nearly its’ penalty leader, Craig’s fiery personality and occasionally brilliant netminding won him a cult following among Tribe faithful. Currently playing Div 12 women's hockey in suburban Edmonton. |
| 4. Kelsey Hamer | Former captain (for about 6 minutes) was a solid two-way player. Didn’t make the best career move when he tried to start a Tribe “spin off” team (Hammers), who toiled in basement divisions for a couple of years before fading into obscurity. Hamer now lives as a hermit in the Mekong Province of China. |
| 3. Sheldon Abel | Another favourite among Tribe fans with longer memories. Abel has an impressive pedigree (remember some guy named Sid?) and his great two-way skills were only let down by his stumps (er, hands) in front of the net. Currently traveling the world with partner Brian Boitano, skating in the Disney version of The Vagina Monologues. |
| 2. Brad Copping | Master of the hip check (legal or otherwise), Copping was Tribe’s rock for years before family commitments forced him into retirement. Stuck up for his teammates and was the consummate team player. |
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| 1. Colin Weaver | Tribe’s original captain, it was his genius with his stick (that’s hockey stick) that spawned Archangel and Redskin teams of the eighties and early nineties (Tribe’s predecessors). Shied away from physical contact (you would too if you looked like the lead singer of Oasis) but played with skill and style. Still one of Tribe’s top scorers, despite being posted at the Tribe Institute of Hockey Education (located in Hong Kong). One day professor Weaver may be lured back into a Tribe jersey. |