When God made Joe Sakic, he broke the mold…..but then he got second thoughts and clumsily tried to piece the mold together.  The result: Keith Dewitt.

Tribe’s only player eligible for free haircuts and discount air-fares returns for another kick at the can.   

Dewitzky, like most other Tribal heroes, has had little spare time this summer, buying a boat and a new home (no fiction here).  Emerging relatively unscathed from the Logan Lake Savings and Loan scandal (though partner Paul Houde broke down and wept openly at the trial), Keith has laid low in recent weeks, gearing up for his 74^th season of amateur hockey, with his only news-breaking story being as financier for teammate Shawn Halford’s wedding of the millennium. 

Forecast: Newly crowned Captain Cane stated his willingness to assume the responsibility of wearing the Tribal C in a recent press release (available on-line) as well as a vow to remove his little-pansy-girl face shield for the upcoming season.  A speedy two-way player who makes things happen, Dewitzky led the team in goals last year and is poised to do it again.  A quiet leader on the ice, Keith is well respected league-wide.